pwned by the little sister
- March 30, 2009
- By Dale McGowan
- In humor, My kids
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ERIN (11): What in the world is that?
DELANEY (7): What?
ERIN: Uh, the huge fancy book in your lap, hello.
DELANEY: Oh. It’s the bible.
ERIN: Why do you have the bible?
DELANEY: I’m reading it. It’s interesting.
ERIN: Yeah right, you’re reading the bible.
DELANEY: I’m not done yet. I just started today.
ERIN: Okay, then tell me what happpens first.
DELANEY: God makes light, then he splits apart the light and dark, then he splits apart the water from the land.
ERIN: I’m so sure. Lemme see that. (Flip flip flip. Flip. Flip.)
(Long pause.)
ERIN: Whatever. (Tosses bible back to beaming little sister. Fade to black.)
